View Full Version : Jonty from BB is on my mind before bed (Not good!)
This really isn't a good thing... Just about to go to bed and I watch 1 final YouTube vid... With Jonty on it. Now I have his silly, but rather amusing teddy voices in my head.
So, my question is this; If you was stuck on a desert island with Jonty & his teddies, what 1 thing would you take along with you?
A knife, just incase he annoyed me that little bit too much! I could sort him out, and that would be my food sorted for a while too.
I could also cut some trees with this knife, so i could build some shelter.
Handy isnt it.
dgellis0907
03-09-2007, 12:22 PM
a pillow
to suffocate him.
im not normally an agressive person but his laugh and his flatulence wud drive me insane
postie
03-09-2007, 01:38 PM
A lighter (and smuggle in some petrol too) burn his toys first:028: then him for a good supply of food
Lizzie
03-09-2007, 02:03 PM
A one-man boat so I could get off the island and leave him behind with his annoying teddy voices and farts. Then no one else in the world would have to put up with him. :)
A nokia phone from the year 2100, by then they will have put a bit more stuff in, the signal will be great anywhere you are - meaning you could call for help, and you'd be able to know where you are thanks to the sat nav, take some pictures of the lovely view, play a couple of games, watch some movies and listen to music and possibly browse on over to aled.info :) I'm thinking that if I want to kill Jonty I could just use a rock, or a device I've made with a tree or something.
If thats not possible I'd like a locater thingy which tells someone where I am, or a boat :)
What! I didn't say anything about killing... Why does the general consensus appear to be in killing Jonty? :-O Ok.. thinking twice, I think you've all answered that!
HOWEVER... Riz... Or as I'm now going to call you - Rizinnibal Lecter... Kinda like Hannibal Lecter, but urmm... not. Why on Earth would you want to eat him? Best with red or white wine? *Does Hanibal slurping sounds*.
i am never going near riz if there is a knife in the vicinity...
i am never going near riz if there is a knife in the vicinity...
Seconded!
hmm, the message I sent was too short :( maybe I didnt put enough effort in, I was just showing agreement with Nic though :)
Seconded!
hmm, the message I sent was too short :( maybe I didnt put enough effort in, I was just showing agreement with Nic though :)
it did that to me the other day too. guess it stops people responding with just smilies or something.
Harriii
03-09-2007, 11:06 PM
oh jonty scared me!!! i mean a man at that age devoted to teddys that much... and all the weird things he does!!
oh jonty scared me!!! i mean a man at that age devoted to teddys that much... and all the weird things he does!!
Indeed, he scares me a lil too, but it kinda amuses me in the same instance. Just think of the deep and meaningful conversations you could have with him in regards to Bruce Forsyth. Bruce Forsyth being the 'thing' that I'd take on the desert island with me. I'd love to see how him and Jonty interact. New tv programme/social experiment possibly?
Harriii
03-09-2007, 11:45 PM
wud have to b in short installments i think! dont think i cud take half an hour of them two talking, even tho i do love bruce forsyth
Blinkie
04-09-2007, 07:46 AM
hmm i would take the sexy gorilla off the cadbury advert with me!!!!!
Lizzie
04-09-2007, 12:00 PM
hmm i would take the sexy gorilla off the cadbury advert with me!!!!!
Ok....you're beginning to scare me now..... :icon_eek:
Blinkie
04-09-2007, 12:46 PM
Ok....you're beginning to scare me now..... :icon_eek:
I'm scaring myself! Why on earth am i reduced to jelly when i see the cadbury advert!?
Lizzie
04-09-2007, 02:03 PM
I'm scaring myself! Why on earth am i reduced to jelly when i see the cadbury advert!?
Because you have a deeply disturbing psychological problem.
HOWEVER... Riz... Or as I'm now going to call you - Rizinnibal Lecter... Kinda like Hannibal Lecter, but urmm... not. Why on Earth would you want to eat him? Best with red or white wine? *Does Hanibal slurping sounds*.
Well, in all fairness, I would choose to eat the melons and coconuts and stuff first. but theyve got to run out sometime. And he looks quite meaty! Hey, if it keeps me alive...
Rizinnibal Lecter, i quite like that.
...And he looks quite meaty!
:bite: Mmm, tastes like chicken.
I'd really like to see Jonty on The Chris Moyles Show... Matter of time? Wonder if him & his teds would try a bit of Dom's special sauce... And I wonder if Dom would try Jonty's??? Not that Jonty has any... I wouldn't know, maybe he does? Hmmm...
a3mart
05-09-2007, 10:27 PM
thats just not right lol
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